these are fucking paintings
I saw the caption and I died
these are my favorite.
(Source: 100maraka, via heymarika)
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal.
That explains a lot
I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.
*randomly remembers that he saves up most of his money unlike the other boys*
*realises 10 years from now he’s gonna be the richest out of one direction*
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME
Don’t forget about the tattoos.
THE BOYS SHOPPING PLEASE I WILL WORSHIP YOUR BUTT
how do u feel about louis tomlinson wearing lingerie
niall: try these on
louis: fuck off
niall: pwetty pls
louis: niall put that away people are looking
niall: LOUIS FOOKIN TOMLINSON WOULD U PLS TRY THESE-
louis: okAY OKAY fine gosh give me that asshole
niall: i’ll meet u in 5
louis: go to hell
~15 minutes after
harry: IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT ARE U HURT
niall: yea yea just follow me
harry: u told me it was an emergency
harry: niall i drove past three red lights-
niall: das great mate
niall: lOUIS U THERE
louis: *from fitting room* where the fUCK HAVE U BEEN
niall: *opens curtains*
niall: u welcome
harry: holy fucking shit
~1 hour later
liam: *on the phone* yes sir
liam: yes sir i’ll pick them up
liam: *hangs up* nIALL
niall: S’ NOT MA FAULT
zayn: what happened
liam: THEY WERE CAUGHT FUCKING IN PRIMARK THATS WHAT HAPPENED
niall: ok maybe a lil ma fault hehe
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG
ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW
where’s zayn? better question; who is zayn?
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
I compared all these wedding pictures to their baby ones, I'm a mess.
they grow up so fast